Glasses…

I have to use glasses when I read. And it is sometimes very stressful when you look for them. Why it is so I don’t know. But it makes me jumpy like, you know. Fuuuuck! The glasses? Where are they? On the forehead! On the counter! In the bedroom! Bathroom! In the car! I even left them by the mailbox once! Once i told my wife to hold them when we where out hiking. I did my doing, made a small bonfire, cooked some food, coffee and forgot the glasses on a rock! Went back to the car and then……the glasses! FUUUUUCK! Now these glasses cost me an arm and half a leg to get so stupid me had to hike back and find them. There they where! On a rock! I grabbed them like they’ve done something wrong. Come here you #@&☆ings aaaaahhhh!!!! And hike back to the car! You know the string you can put on them so you always have them around your neck? Not good! I had a string like that and after a while a situation came about and I almost strangled myself! So no more strings. Nowadays i know exactly where they always are. Training make do.  So my glasses are always where i put them.