Greatest gift…

What is the greatest gift someone could give you?

The greatest gift i could recieve must be 100 kg of weed! That would be fantastic to have just for me and my friends! Off course there would be many other gifts i would like, but being some realistic i would say nobody would give me a house so my dreamgift would be a 100 kg of weed. Now it’s the best weed ever grown off course and very very potent with thc and cbd! Giving me the munchies and laugther! I could wish for gold and diamonds. But in my life a 100 kg of weed would bring more happiness and pleasure than gold and diamonds. I don’t ask for much because my life is almost over and a 100 kg of weed would bring me a beautiful ending to my life. Yeah, that would be very nice. Think about it everyone who came to my funeral went home skyhigh because they burned the rest of the weed during the ceremony!