Come up with a crazy business idea.
Bottled farts for the chinese marced! They eat dogs in China, raw monkeybrain and chocolatelazed bugs! So I sell them bottled farts! You get many different farts you know! Mountain-farts and fjord-farts, farmers-farts and fishermans-farts, town-farts and country-farts all bottled up! Since China imports mountain-air they migth aswell buy bottled farts!?! So to keep the smell inside the bottle you leave a small piece of wet shit inside. You asked for a crazy business idea and this is mine!(can’t stop laughing) Salesman of the century if I pull it off!(still laughing)
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