The real world…

What is the real world these days? It must be where i wake up in the morning and talks to the birds in the garden. They tells me all what happened during the nigth. Then the cat comes around the corner and makes the birds hide in the bushes. He tells me all about the women he met that nigth. Any pussys, i ask him and he purrs! The neighbours dog comes sniffing makes the cat disappear. He is out just for his morningpiss! Hurrys up and runs back in. I put on some tunes i like in the morning and my wife wakes up. The real world starts…