Longest trip…

What’s the longest trip you’ve ever taken?

When I was around 25 years old some friends and I scammed the bank for some millions of nkr! I took 1 million 500 thousand and wired them to my account! Then I took off! Spend two weeks in Amsterdam waiting on my tailormade suits. I ordered 7 suits! Bougth shirts, ties and shoes to match! Bougth a first class trainticket from Amsterdam to Barcelona! One nigth in Paris! Came to Barcelona and booked first class tickets on the boat to Ibiza! This was back in 1987! And stayed there for a month and then booked a ticket by plane to Switzerland. Stayed in Basel for three days and bougth a first class ticket on the train to Wienna. Spend four days there and took the train to Budapest. I have 1650 relatives in Hungary so I spend three months there. Then I went to Rome by train. First class. Spend two days and bougth a trainticket, first class, to Brindisi. There i booked a ticket on the boat to Athens Greece! Went onshore to go straight offshore on the boat to the island of Crete! Spend two weeks there! Took a plane, first class, to Copenhagen! Stayed in Cristiania for two weeks and booked a plane ticket home! First class! Came home and was at home for three days when the cops showed up! My friends got greedy and busted so they turned me in aswell! Got sentenced and spend 6 months in jail for stealing/scamming the bank for 1 million 500 thousand nkr! When I was released i booked a planeticket to Ibiza, tourist class, landed  and went to the place i had when I was down there and found 400 thousand i hid there for a rainy day! And it was “pouring” down until I came to Ibiza! All this took me something like 1 year and 9 months! My longest trip ever!