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Another joke…
Did you hear about the brown nosed raindeer? No never. He was behind Rudolf but couldn’t stop that fast…
A joke…
An elephant met a camel and said:” you got your titts on your back and it looks funny!” Were the camel answered:” Strange comming from someone with a dick in their face.”
Idiots…
You can see them you can hear them and they talk like fuckings idiots! Who? The idiots…
Meaning of life…
What is the meaning of life? FUCK!!! How can i know that? Ok, hmm, let’s see now, well I can only speak for myself and my meaning of life looks like I was an outsider trying to get in, but didn’t quite make it! I got two daugthers, survived drugaddiction that lasted 47 years, wasContinue reading “Meaning of life…”
Annoying words…
What’s a word or phrase that annoys you? Frustrated! This word has been misused the last decade. Example:”I can understand your frustration.” How the fuck can you understand that? Last time i checked frustration is something old people experience when they can’t decide for something. When your angry your’e not frustrated, but people have forContinue reading “Annoying words…”
Perfect roadtrip…
How do you plan the perfect road trip? No plan! Impulse! Wake up one morning and say “it’s very nice weather today so let’s go on a roadtrip on the motorcycle.” She will reply “where to and for how long.” You will say ” babe, we have all the time in the world and allContinue reading “Perfect roadtrip…”
The jail bird…
Yes I have been to jail! 7 years and 10 months sentence for drugtrafficking! Not my proudest moment, but I did the crime so I did the time! The only shitty about it was my “best friends” testifyed against me so they convicted me on hearsay and second and thirdhands information! No conclusive evidence! AndContinue reading “The jail bird…”
Stronger than…
What’s a moment that made you realize you were stronger than you thought? I was walking across a buildingsite looking for copper i could make some money of. And i found some like 8 kg of copperwire used for blasting. But here is the strong part: when I went home that nigth i came overContinue reading “Stronger than…”
Simple pleasure…
What’s a simple pleasure in life that brings you joy? Old school! Go fishing with a rod and walking along the shore finding my favorite fishing spot and spend a whole day just chilling me, my rod and all the fish in the fjord! You know, i start in the dawn of the day withContinue reading “Simple pleasure…”
